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#lool 

Four Word Love Story, DeviantArt, 2014
Artist Unknown
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scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

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sassykardashian:

shit girl you trynna holla or what

sassykardashian:

shit girl you trynna holla or what

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gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

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ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

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menthuthuyoupi:

WOW
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iloveyoubread:

Snoop dog?

Nope. Todd.

iloveyoubread:

Snoop dog?

Nope. Todd.

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adhemarpo:

He Jiaying, peintre chinois contemporain

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White people: "We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices "
Black people: "Well fuck ya'll then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else. "
White people: "...... "
White people: "Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?"

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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hotwinger:

When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.

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